Hey guys, I have some really, really, really sad news.
There is an awesome Hooligan here on this world, one of the sweetest Hooligans I ever met. Her name is Nurseli (@Hooligan_Nursel). She survived cancer, but now… it came back. I remember when she told me this, I was really shocked and she…
Looking at that new photo of Bruno, i realized how his photographer must feel..
Except if i was his photographer, i'd probably get my ass fired on day one..
It'd probably be like this:
Me: alright, bruno, i need you to sit on that piano
Bruno: alrighty... *hops on piano carefully*
Me: now, set your foot on one of the keys and stare off into the distance
Bruno: alight
Me: oh! also, set your hand on your knee, and hold onto the collar of your shirt
Bruno:
Me:
Bruno:
Me:
Bruno:
Me: alright, great work.. now stand on this box, please
Bruno: mmkay
Me: now flex for the camera and smile
Bruno: you got it
Me:
Bruno:
Me:
Bruno:
Me: lay down on the mat
Bruno: k
Me: put this baseball cap on
Bruno: alright then
Me: ....
Bruno: now what?
Me: take your pants off
Bruno: ..... w-what?
Me: take your pants off..
Bruno: um.... i didn't think that was a requirement for-
Me: please, sir. we're running out of time
Bruno: o-okay..
Me: now.. take it all off
Bruno: ?????
Me: come on now, mr. hernandez
Bruno: *takes off hat*
Me: no.. i meant *every* thing..
Bruno: ??? i'm uncomfortable
Me: don't worry, i won't publish this one
Bruno: what are you going to do with it?
Me: print it out and stick it in my shower
Bruno Mars performing “Just the way you are” at the Summer Soul Festival in Sao Paulo on January 24, 2012.
